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Beyond The 50ft Nerds: Goodbye, Moonmen

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Mike and Andy get together to eat food and prepare for a commentary! Welcome to their new kids show, starring Playtime Paul and a special recreation of the nativity. My man!

The 50ft Nerds: Grab a cup of Bisto and enjoy.

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Attack Of The 50ft Nerds 2016 Graveyard Dead Special – “They’re all dead, Dave.”

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The Nerds gather for a bit of a morbid episode as they discuss the celebrity deathfest that was 2016. Listen as they eulogise some of Nerd-dom’s greatest! Shiny, the Dave in the title is you. Also, Andy meant the film West Side Story.

The 50ft Nerds: One of them is a better interviewer than Terry Wogan.

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Attack Of The 50ft CHRISTMAS COMMENTARY – Fantastic Four

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Mike and Andy tackle a film as requested by the audience again this Christmas and they feel a little oblong because of it. Join them and their Lego legs as they talk Fantastic Four and why it isn’t so fantastic. Plus pod wars with the White House!

The 50ft Nerds: They’ve started a pod war with Smash Mouth. And they aren’t tables.

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Attack Of The 50ft Nerds Special: Nerdmas 2016 – An Excellent Adventure!

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Ho ho ho my God!! It’s Nerdmas once again, and that can only mean that Mike, Andy and Paul are back with another festive treat podcast, all wrapped up nicely with audio sketch bows.

This year, in their milestone 150th episode, the boys discuss burning goats, gazebo trees and play a new game that’s sure to be a hit around the dinner table once the turkey is all gone.

The 50ft Nerds: They were Will Smith in that.

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Attack Of The 50ft Nerds: 50ft Gaming – Bucket of Doom!

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Mike, Andy, Paul and more are trapped in a perilous situations as they attempt to escape the Bucket of Doom!

In the first of a series of gaming sessions recorded during Mike’s birthday celebrations, join the gang as they use items such as Butt Plugs, Portals and Gary Glitter’s PC to McGyver their way out of sticky situations.

The 50ft Nerds: They’ll MyGyver the shit out of this

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Attack Of The 50ft Commentary – Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

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Mike and Andy have a memory seizure as they give you a second attempt at a commentary. Things swiftly go south as we riff on the third film in the Harry Potter franchise! Remember, message us how many Gary Oldmans you see using the hashtag #HowManyGarys!

The 50ft Nerds: They’re not birdhorses.

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Attack Of The 50ft Commentary – Yoga Hosers

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It’s time for the second commentary in Kevin Smith’s True North Trilogy, eh! Join Mike and Joe as they adopt the downward dog position, show off their weiners and take on Yoga Hosers!

The 50ft Nerds: They’re sor-ree boot that.

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