That’s right, the nerds are back and they are back FULL TIME, BABY! Listen as Mike and Andy regale you with their exploits as well as the latest news in geekdom. Plus, as always, a few weird stories too.

The 50ft Nerds: DOES Bruno Mars is gay?

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Mike and Andy have just recorded a christmas song (yes, this recording is THAT old) and decide to check out a site by the name of Botnik. Hilarity ensues! They also talk stage plays and pantomimes.

The 50ft Nerds: They are actually two agents sitting in the car outside.

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Mike and Andy usually talk nonsense, so there’s more of that here! Talking about old bands, pantomime and lamenting jokes from the Fox special.

The 50ft Nerds: You gotta do the cooking by the book.

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While Mike and Andy are waiting for Paul to show up (as usual) things take a turn for the bizarre. It all starts with terrible christmas jokes but slowly turns into a commentary of one of the WORST christmas specials of ALL TIME.

The 50ft Nerds: Don’t steal their sandwich.

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It’s a quiet Nerdmas Eve in Nerd HQ… quiet, that is, until the scary shit begins! The Nerds must fight for their lives before a battle for who has the most Christmas film knowledge, Andy goes down in a Blaze of Glory and Paul’s son becomes a depraved Muppet connoisseur…

The 50ft Nerds: It’s gonna be maaay.

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The Nerds are BACK! Well, Mike and Andy are and they are here to ruminate on a current issue: DISNEY (possibly) BUYING 20TH CENTURY FOX! Join them as they discuss which X-Men should show up, alternate reality dinosaurs, Big Badger and more!

The 50ft Nerds: They don’t drink Kitty Pryde’s Kool Aid.

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Paul undertakes a grand adventure involving dice, dragons and dirty burgers as he interviews the team behind audio drama, The Warlock of Firetop Mountain: The Hero’s Quest and is joined by apprentice nerd Joshua to review the brand new Fighting Fantasy gamebook!

The 50ft Nerds: Training their replacements.

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The Nerds celebrate their fifth anniversary of talking nonsense by talking even more nonsense! We take a look at the Fits, Ford Anglias, some nerdy stuff and a lot of odd stories!

The 50ft Nerds: They predicted the killer chicken fillets.

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