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Attack Of The 50ft Nerds 2016 Graveyard Dead Special – “They’re all dead, Dave.”

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The Nerds gather for a bit of a morbid episode as they discuss the celebrity deathfest that was 2016. Listen as they eulogise some of Nerd-dom’s greatest! Shiny, the Dave in the title is you. Also, Andy meant the film West Side Story.

The 50ft Nerds: One of them is a better interviewer than Terry Wogan.

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Attack Of The 50ft CHRISTMAS COMMENTARY – Fantastic Four

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Mike and Andy tackle a film as requested by the audience again this Christmas and they feel a little oblong because of it. Join them and their Lego legs as they talk Fantastic Four and why it isn’t so fantastic. Plus pod wars with the White House!

The 50ft Nerds: They’ve started a pod war with Smash Mouth. And they aren’t tables.

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Attack Of The 50ft Nerds Special: Nerdmas 2016 – An Excellent Adventure!

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Ho ho ho my God!! It’s Nerdmas once again, and that can only mean that Mike, Andy and Paul are back with another festive treat podcast, all wrapped up nicely with audio sketch bows.

This year, in their milestone 150th episode, the boys discuss burning goats, gazebo trees and play a new game that’s sure to be a hit around the dinner table once the turkey is all gone.

The 50ft Nerds: They were Will Smith in that.

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Attack Of The 50ft Nerds: 50ft Gaming – Bucket of Doom!

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Mike, Andy, Paul and more are trapped in a perilous situations as they attempt to escape the Bucket of Doom!

In the first of a series of gaming sessions recorded during Mike’s birthday celebrations, join the gang as they use items such as Butt Plugs, Portals and Gary Glitter’s PC to McGyver their way out of sticky situations.

The 50ft Nerds: They’ll MyGyver the shit out of this

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Attack Of The 50ft Commentary – Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

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Mike and Andy have a memory seizure as they give you a second attempt at a commentary. Things swiftly go south as we riff on the third film in the Harry Potter franchise! Remember, message us how many Gary Oldmans you see using the hashtag #HowManyGarys!

The 50ft Nerds: They’re not birdhorses.

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Attack Of The 50ft Commentary – Yoga Hosers

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It’s time for the second commentary in Kevin Smith’s True North Trilogy, eh! Join Mike and Joe as they adopt the downward dog position, show off their weiners and take on Yoga Hosers!

The 50ft Nerds: They’re sor-ree boot that.

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Attack Of The 50ft Nerds SPECIAL: A 50ft Interview With Code 7 Co-Creator Zein Okko

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Andy gets to do interviews too! He is joined by Zein, one of the creators of the new text adventure game Code 7! Listen as they talk about how the game came to be, problems with old text adventures and more! There are 9 days left of the Kickstarter, go support them! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/zeinokko/code-7-a-next-gen-text-adventure

The 50ft Nerds: They are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

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Beyond The 50ft Nerds: In Space, No One Can Hear You Pod

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Andy and Mike end up having a Skype conversation while playing space simulator games! So, why not upload it?

The 50ft Nerds: Getting their spaceships out for Harambe.

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50ft Special – Sugar and Dice Board Game Cafe Interview

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In an Andy and Paul-less episode, Mike visits the fine folk behind the, soon-to-open, Sugar and Dice Board Game Cafe to discuss who they are, what they do and why! If you’re local to Liverpool, pop on down once they open and let them know we sent you!

The 50ft Nerds: We enjoy a good board game!

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Attack Of The 50ft Nerds Episode 56: “Look at the pictures, Norman!”

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Paul is back! He finally rejoins Mike and Andy to talk about all the people who’ve died so far this year, as well as upper-class Uncle Ben, how game shows are made (at length!) and a certain invisible wrestler.

The 50ft Nerds: Back in your ears like a spider.

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