Andy and Morean get together once again to talk about his more well-known band Dark Fortress! Listen to talk of their new album “Venereal Dawn” being released on Century Media, bacteria that feed on electricity, beings of light and more!

The 50ft Nerds: They love space.

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The Nerds are finally back with a gigantic show! Hear tales of conventions and trips galore, Mike stares at Batman’s pants for a bit, Paul is our favourite bearer and Andy found a new way to do sounders. Plus the invention of Acoustic Grindcore!

The 50ft Nerds: They feel pretty, oh so pretty…

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In this episode Mike and Paul have traveled to London’s fashionable West End with occasional Nerd Joe in tow to meet up with the “Dork Knight” comedian, Rob Deb!

Among the topics of discussion are tales of the trips to the cinema, grown men wishing they could go to see kids movies alone and Rob can’t remember his own career.

The 50ft Nerds: Fuckin’ Lobot…

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Mike and Paul return to the world of Doctor Who conventions with a brand new live show recorded at Who At The Hilbre 2014!

The folks in attendance thrilled as the boys discuss their nocturnal activities the previous night, marveled at Mike’s mental breakdown discussing Thunderbird 4’s radical redesign, and then invaded the stage for a show sign off like no other!

Special thanks to Erica and Alan Lear for arranging the day and inviting to boys to play.

The 50ft Nerds: They’re like an underwater Transit van.

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Andy, Mike and Paul are BACK! After a long time away, they finally manage to record a half Beyond, half Attack episode. Join us as we hear Andy allude to tales that he’s not sure are illegal, Mike’s facts about Uri Geller and Paul’s REAL name!

The 50ft Nerds: They hang in the air the same way that bricks don’t.

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Andy brings the metal to the PoP!-Cast Network as he interviews Morean, frontman of Noneuclid and Dark Fortress about the new Noneuclid album “Metatheosis”! Tagged to the end of the new interview is the archived first interview Andy did with Morean back on Metal Assault Radio in November 2011. Listen to both interviews as they talk about bizarre musical instruments, Lovecraft, orchestras, having to wait ages to present music to people and why nature itself is death metal. Plus, the end track is a new Noneuclid song called “Paranoid Alkaloid”!

The 50ft Nerds: The most metal podcast on the PCN.

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In this archive episode of Beyond, Andy drunkenly talks crap with Gavin of PCW! we drift from subjects of wrong things, C2E2 tales, christmas food, the real name of Starburst and more!

The 50ft Nerds: Never let one of them drunkenly play guitar at a man who looks like Thor.

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Mike has found Andy and brought him back this week for a new show! No Paul, but he gets mentions! Listen as the pair talk about a new nativity play, why Quentin Tarantino hates Margaret Thatcher, cows and more!

The 50ft Nerds: They’re not your dad.

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Mike and Paul are here with the first Attack of the year! Where’s Andy? Something to do with chocolate apparently, but fear not! As he did the edit, he occasionally makes an appearance. In this long-awaited episode the nerds talk Paul’s new look, Ringo Starr, commentaries, the flying spaghetti monster and lots of references to man-secretions.

The 50ft Nerds: You’ll find them driving down the M56.

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‘Twas the night before Nerdmas and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring,
Apart from Andy, Mike and Paul as they bring a 50ft Nerds spin on christmas!

The boys are back with the most depressing Christmas Special ever known, a few surprise mystery guests, and Andy tells what a White Christmas truly means to him.

BUT WAIT! There’s more! Stay tuned at the end of the show for the traditional 50ft Nerds Christmas song that must truly be heard to be believed!

The 50ft Nerds: They can’t even walk you inconsiderate prick.

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