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Beyond The 50ft Nerds: The Shiny Murder Hour!

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Mike and Andy lose it a bit this week, but that’s what happens when they don’t pod regularly. Topics range from what they’ve done, to the worst CBeebies lineup ever, to Adventure Parks, to musicals! Also, thanks to Mahoney for the clip used in the outro. We’ve… done something terrible with it.

The 50ft Nerds: Where’s that plane?

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Attack Of The 50ft Nerds Episode 38: “I’ve got gangrenous, oblong legs!”

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This week the three nerds are back! Talking SDCC, gonads, gangrene and Ians, this is a long show!

The 50ft Nerds: Their sporran isn’t gangrenous either.

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Attack Of The 50ft Nerds LIVE!

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The Nerds bring you their first live show, recorded at Who At Hoylake 2012! Listen as the talk about Who-related subjects, moths, and leather jacket-wearing men stood in crime scenes! Special thanks to Declan “Creaky” Quinn for working his magic on the live file!

The 50ft Nerds: They talk to themselves sometimes.

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Beyond The 50ft Nerds: “Who Is The Hawkeye Of The Bible?”

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In this Beyond, Mike and Andy continue a discussion started in a phone call as they wait for Paul. Let’s see what happens!

The 50ft Nerds: Jesus invented everything.

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Attack Of The 50ft Commentary: Cool World

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In this commentary we dig into the vault to a file recorded BEFORE C2E2, but held back for reasons made clear in the intro. May we present… COOL WORLD.

The 50ft Nerds: They wear their capes.

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Attack Of The 50ft Nerds Special: Prometheus

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In a long-awaited special, Mike and Andy discuss the movie they’ve been promising a discussion for a while: Prometheus. Warning: There will be spoilers!

The 50ft Nerds: They always run to the side.

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Attack Of The 50ft Commentary: John Dies At The End

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Mike and Andy take another trip into the unknown by jumping head-first into John *beep* At The *beep*. Spoilers.

The 50ft Nerds: They’re gonna put you in a fish tank.

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Attack Of The 50ft Nerds Episode 37: “Look at mah Sporran, don’t ya know!”

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This week it’s back to the classic 50ft format! Paul’s sick, so he’s not there to keep Mike and Andy in check. Therefore, chaos ensues. Look out for more CBeebies shows, scottish men, Mike breaking the english language, Siri talking dirty and MORE!

The 50ft Nerds: How do they even have friends anymore?

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Attack Of The 50ft Nerds Episode 36: Blended Dog Mime Head Moon Faeces

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The Nerds are finally back with a proper show! This week they discuss attractive women doing voiceovers for George Lucas, “You Are Ronald Reagan!”, monkey self-portraits, sensitive nipples, the most important news Paul has ever brought and possibly one of the greatest Any Other Business stories of all time!

The 50ft Nerds: Everybody loves a midget emperor on the Panels On Pages podcast network.

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Attack of the 50ft Nerds Special: Who’s Round? Why, it’s Toby Hadoke’s!

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In this special episode, Mike and Paul are joined by stand-up comedian, professional Doctor Who fan and bloody nice chap Toby Hadoke to talk about his one-man quest to chart the 50 years of Doctor Who history, his career, and how to voice a Lego version of David Tennant.

The 50ft Nerds: They wont get captured by the semantics police.

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