In this edition Mike, Paul and Paul’s family gather round to tell tales of macabre mutilation as they play the card game “Gloom”. Who will survive, and more importantly, who will win?!

The 50ft Nerds: They send MI5 in to beat up manatees

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The Nerds ring in the new year with a brand new episode! Paul’s using his birthday voice and going by the name Gavin, but no matter! Hear the nerds laugh about very very inappropriate things and hear the very special celebrity cameo! Happy new year!

The 50ft Nerds: Quested with finding the Jammenballs.

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It’s Christmas, and that can only mean one thing: it’s the annual Nerdmas Special!

This year the guys dissect the Bible, quiz each other on seasonal statistics, and Mike reveals why he’s such a Grinch this time of year.

BUT WAIT! There’s more! Not only do you get a podcast, but over 20 minutes of wrap-around sketches AND the Nerds’ spin on a Christmas classic tune!

The 50ft Nerds: They celebrate the birth of He Who Shall Not Be Named.

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In this episode, Mike and special guest commentator Joe (aka MemeEmSteveDave) review the first of Kevin Smith’s “True North Trilogy”, Tusk.

The guys sit down with pizza to work their way through the movie, in hopes of answering the question “is man truly a Walrus at heart?”

The 50ft Nerds: #WalrusYes

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Another overdue episode, but no matter! This week the Nerds talk about Peter Capaldi’s involvement in the Hellraiser remake, the truth behind Craig David’s song Rewind, Paul’s Irish accent and more!

The 50ft Nerds: We hope their package arrives safely in you.

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This week’s show features Jimmy cracking corn, Irish contraception , and the terrifying secret behind the Tom Hanks family classic “Big”. It could only be an original team, two-man 50ft Nerds.

The 50ft Nerds: Red shorts be huggin a brother.

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The three Nerds are back, with subjects as odd as ever! Hear as they discuss Bryan Cranston’s relationship to Brian Blessed, Paul’s secret history of the BBC, magically appearing crisps and more!

The 50ft Nerds: Some of this is a lie. But most of it’s true.

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The Nerds are back together to talk inane nonsense, which is mainly sausage based. Hear as Andy’s learned a new song, Paul gives us facts of the day and Mike loves a hot sausage in his mouth. Plus a special guest! Can you guess? Here’s a hint: He’s the Gary Oldman of Twitter.

The 50ft Nerds: He’s satan in that.

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This week the nerds fight technical problems as they talk Han Solo’s watch, bizarre headlines, a comic, their ideas for Star Wars: Episode VIII, how Batman will sound in Batman Vs Superman and MORE!

The 50ft Nerds: The pelican asked for soap again.

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Andy and Morean get together once again to talk about his more well-known band Dark Fortress! Listen to talk of their new album “Venereal Dawn” being released on Century Media, bacteria that feed on electricity, beings of light and more!

The 50ft Nerds: They love space.

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