Mike and Andy continue their journey through the life and times of “The Boy Who Was Ignored By Social Services”! This episode sees the nerds discuss Hermione’s pussy-face, Postman Pitt, yet more paedophile ghosts, and how Hogwarts one weakness is a photon torpedo fired down a small exhaust port located at the end of a heavily guarded trench… or something along those lines.

The 50ft Nerds: They love to paint pictures of themselves, painting pictures of themselves.

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That’s right, I said Philosopher’s Stone, you heathens. Mike and Andy finally get back to doing commentaries with a series that in retrospect should have been an obvious choice. Listen as they talk Harry’s racism, The Dukes Of Hoggwarts, Hagrid’s penchant for owls, round babies and attempting to debunk a claim that the editors left a Hermione upskirt shot in the film!

The 50ft Nerds: They’re going to kill your uncle.

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