Mommy, when are these honkies gonna learn to stay home? Good question, Jax. Goooood question. We’re all home so let’s talk about sandwiches for 2 hours, why not? WrestleMania was too big for just one night, but they still did it in front of nobody. Start fake coughing if anyone looks like they want to come near you.

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